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05/29/2002 Archived Entry: "Dildos in Texas"

My fiance Jack William Bell sent me a link about dildos in Texas -- now what are we to make of that? But the story is well-written, and the topic worth talking about.

Sure, I could have gone the easy route, claiming my right to carry a personal shoulder massager on board, but what about the next girl who's got a glow-in-the-dark cock, circumcised head and all? I wanted the security folks to get hip to how some of us relax on a long flight.

"What do you mean?" he said.

"What do you mean 'What do I mean?' " I replied. "Would you like me to show you how it works?"