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09/21/2006 Archived Entry: "Little Girls Invade Gwen's Home"

I've been reading Gwen for a long time, since she was living in a trailer park and writing How to be a Trailer Trash Housewife. Now she's in a house that she just bought, with her boys. The neighbor girls invaded the other night. "It was two little girls. They were sisters. Before I knew what was happening, they invited themselves into my house. 'You have a beautiful house,' one said dutifully as she ushered herself in. She was Paris, I knew. (Though that's not her real name, of course.) I had a vague notion that my youngest son had arranged a play date with Paris that evening, and assumed her mother had simply sent the sister along, as well. I asked the sister for her name. She said it was Nicole, then politely asked for my name. I said it was 'Miss Zuh-pay-duh.' I rolled with their sudden appearance, figuring it was a suburban thing."

(tags: Gwen, GwenZepeda, )

Posted by jessica @ 09/24/2006 11:01 PM PST